Michelle Ann Eshbaugh-Soha

Really, the best thing to do here is to share the "ABOUT THE AUTHORS" page from Food Wars, Episode IV: A Noodle of Hope, because then you will know who we really are. So...

The authors of this book think they’re really smart, but they’re not. For instance, one of them recently made eggs and toast and then proceeded to pepper the toast instead of the egg. She said it tasted good, but that was probably just to save face. And this other time when she woke up from a long nap and saw that the clock said 8:00, she thought it was 8:00 am, and she took a shower and got all ready for the day just to discover that it was 8:00 at night. She didn’t even bother to try to save face that time.

Another one of the authors has been known to store his potato chips in the refrigerator. In addition, he ran head-first into the wall one time, increasing the surface area of his forehead by a solid twenty percent. You might think the additional cranial space would have resulted in more brain matter, but you would be wrong.

As for the third author, he mistakenly believes that he can keep his candy addiction a secret by hiding all the wrappers. He is annoyed by the constant discovery of the said wrappers by parental units. Someday he will own a candy factory. Look out, Willy Wonka!