Milton Marmalade

Not famous yet, actually not even slightly famous. Totally undiscovered. Be one of the first to discover Milton Marmalade. This may be tricky as I don't live in a shed at the back of the Co-op in Milton Keynes any more.

But you can always buy the book, which has got a mermaid in it, an accountant called Lionel dealing with claims for barnacle removal (will he rescue the mermaid from the clutches of the evil doctor?), a small policeman (will he win the love of Lionel's secretary, the one with a picture of a cat on her desk?), an ex-Soviet nuclear submarine, a Mexican hallucinogenic chilli dealer, a small frothy coffee house in Cornwall and cast of, well, hundreds.

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