Val Tenterhosen

VAL TENTERHOSEN spent two years underground after the Y2K transition in case society collapsed. When he emerged, he found that it basically had anyway. He also came out of his backyard shelter with two unprintable novels and a shitload of bills. He now lives in the forests of Northern California, building furniture and nailing stories together.

VAL TENTERHOSEN dwells in the woodlands of the Northwest. He is highly self-sufficient, and incredibly hostile towards the broader trends in popular culture. His writing is an attempt to deal with the boundaries of language, sonorousness, and meaning—but it seems to make most readers merely angry. He has two books, daggerf**kers and shithead, but the majority of readers seem to feel the world would be a better place without them.