Lee Bradford

Clearly, the best time to write an author's biography is in the wee hours of the morning (about 9:20) before you go to your wage-working job. Clearly the best person to write the author's biography is the author themself, who is still pondering whether or not they ate dinner last night. Clearly the best climate to do this is when the mind is not clear.

Clearly.

"I once heard that Lee Bradford lived atop an active volcano for six months. Hardcore."

"I once heard that Lee Bradford spent a summer in a log cabin in the mountains."

"I once heard that Lee Bradford told a customer to shove it up their asshole."

Two truths and a lie. Spot the lie.

In a disjointed discussion of what Lee Bradford is, it may be more concise to expound upon what Lee Bradford is not.

Lee Bradford is not a goldfish. Probably.