Ela

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Fun facts about Ela:

I work as a computer programmer. (The only course I had passed in college).

I am a cat lover.

I am 1/8 Native American Cherokee Indian blood with the high cheekbones, black tinted hair, a pair of almond-shaped eye sockets, coppery skin tone, and a wide face.

My maternal grandmother died at the age of 98 years old. My paternal grandmother died at the age of 95 years old.

My recent DNA results reveal one percent of Sardinia genes.

Scientific researchers have discovered the remote Italian island of Sardinia contains centenarians, who live and thrive impossibly at 100 hundred years of age and are the oldest men and women in the world.

I do believe that I will live to be 100 years old.

I possess a lazy liver. My liver abnormally produces three times the amount of bilirubin.

The bilirubin enzyme aids the liver organ with the production of blood proteins, modification of food into energy, and cleaning the body of alcohol and poisons and sweets and artificial flavors and chemicals.

This means, medically, I cannot become intoxicated on alcohol. I cannot overdose on any type of medications. Medications do not work on my body for a clinical illness. And I can consume a box of chocolate cookies without gaining one pound of weight.

Fortunately, I am very healthy, without body allergies or diseases or disorders, which might contribute to my body, not necessarily my mind, living to become 100 hundred years old.

However, we all do die from something.

My final words:

We enter the world softly moaning and free of charge.

We exit the world softly groaning and free of charge.