Andy Gallagher

Born in West Yorkshire, son of an English Schoolteacher and an Irish wolfhound.

Worked as an Art therapist, British Rail Signalman, and teacher of Sign-language.

Currently runs a creative writing workshop in Norfolk.

Award winning poet and short story writer.

Trained Astrologer and former body-builder.

Social Commentator of world-renown. Magic carpet restorer. Campaigner for Tourette's.

In 2007 was caught in possession of a First World War Browning revolver, which once belonged to Field Marshal Erwin von Rommel, but did not intend to murder anyone with it.

Once taught Boris Johnson how to throw a welly, having crushed his hand to facilitate greater accuracy.

Staunch believer in Universal freedom; the obligation to question, especially those with received authority, and the rights of the individual over and above that of the State.

Strong opponent of political correctness and Government eunuchs with the upper storey missing.

* BANNED FROM LIBRARIES AND DOSS HOUSES UP AND DOWN THE COUNTRY.

Also by the same Author: Hrothgar's lost parchments/Dada's final Gallery.

COMPLETE LIST OF BOOKS ARE:

Odd bent Coppers (Red cover/newest edition), Natural Surveillance (blue cover/Newest/ 4), Trades of the Toadman (black cover/newest edition/Vol 2), Widening Underground (blue cover Vol 4), Alien Intelligence (yellow cover Vol 7), Criminal Tendencies Volume 5, Offensive Behaviour Volume 6, King Simon's yellow bull-frog (REVIVAL), Retarded Development, Ethical Cleansing for cats, and non-cats (Blunderbuck Starbird Phoenix).

AS Arian Bumblechook: Thunderbuck Ram 1/2 (The 'Changeling,' Eye of the Medusa).

AS Cordelia E. Petalwhite: Thunderbuck Ram 3/4 (Grendel Returns, Fimbulwinter).

AS Landru Cuchulain Starword: Dance of the red-crowned Prince.

AS Rachael Pennington Black: Philistines, Angels and Queers/Queries etc.