David Vienna

David Vienna is creator of "The CTFD Method" of parenting, and the incredibly handsome genius behind The Daddy Complex, a parenting humor website where he chronicles misadventures with his wife and twin sons. In his eclectic professional writing career, he's penned everything from the horror podcast Barren to reality TV scripts (that one really awesome episode of House Hunters—yeah, that was his). His fifth book, Pretty Sure You're Fine, is available from Chronicle Books. His work also appears in exquisitely crafted drunken emails to his friends from high school.

Turn-ons: Cooking, watching movies.

Turn-offs: Nazis.