Simon Oneill

Hello all my lovely fans from Simon Oneill residing in S Wales UK with his wife Shirley Anne. I am a writer of all things paranormal fantasy in both YA and Adult. I love to collect fossils when not writing and will often be found combing my local beach for fossils and shells or sometimes found in a local pub with a pint of real ale. Beer is good. Did you know the oldest known written recipe is of beer.

My YA series is Phantom Bigfoot's Adventures Parts 1, 2 , 3 which follows the crazy antics of teenager Duane who can shape shift into a Werebigfoot, run amok in the forest and cause total havoc with the authorities. Each episode follows Duane's unique call to nature to save his tribe of Bigfoot. Duane and the Phantom Bigfoot - Duane and the Space Vampires - Duane and the Revenge of the Grouchy Ghost.

Magic Is Murder is an extreme adult horror comedy in the style of Blackadder and Monty Python where Bianca, a celebrity author must protect a dark family secret from getting out, but creates ghosts on the way who certainly know how to fight back using magic. Rik Mayall as Lord Flashheart makes a guest appearance. Woof!

Blood of the Eternal Moon is an erotic paranormal romance set in decadent Paris 1925 where a young woman wakes up in an asylum with amnesia and outside her worst nightmare is hunting her vampire scent. Full of the flavors and intensity of Paris in its decadent times and many famous characters pop by for a chat, including German actor, Max Schreck who played Nosferatu in the film of the same name directed by FW Murnau.

Flip Side is my ghostly gangster thriller set in North London following Johnny Knight's rapid decline under the relentless thumb of his father's ghost. This is a music war between two beloved favourites - The Rolling Stones inspire Johnny's Rat Pack gang while Bob Marley influences the Yardie Bad Bwoys.

Just arrived is my erotic scifi comedy series Hot In Bigelow set in Arizona where three drunken amigos must save planet Earth from marauding Space Pirates. Green is the new black!

SS-Steppenwolf is a paranormal history of WWII seen through the eyes of two German twin brothers separated by the Nazi state. Raiders of the Lost Ark meets American Werewolf.