Emily Russell

Emily F Russell was born to walk the city streets alone, waiting for a call in the night, a susurration of the change-winds, a manifestation of the golden gods of social justice.

Actually, come to think of it, that sounds a lot more like Batman. Let's try this again.

Emily F Russell is a young woman, her origins vaguely south of the Mason-Dixon line. She is in her twenties somewhere, doesn't make much money, and is, really, altogether uninteresting save for her book, which you should probably buy, because it's funny. Emily makes many grandiose statements on the internet, but when truth is told, she mostly just knows how to write, which is good, because she sure isn't getting a degree in applied physics any time soon.

Emily is friendly but painfully shy, and she likes hearing from you. Drop her a line, she only bites when she's off the meds.