It has been said that if Chelsea Handler and Erma Bombeck had a love child, Lorraine would be that child. Her sense of humor will leave you clutching your sides with laughter and maybe even dabbing the tears from your eyes with the love that you feel in her family! Lorraine lives in Florida with her Sweetie and their menagerie of animals. They share 3 grown children and 4 grandchildren . Memoirs Of The Happy Lesbian Housewife: You Can't Make This Stuff Up. Seriously! Is a hilarious read that anyone gay, lesbian, straight, male or female can enjoy and laugh out loud while reading.