Craig Rozniecki

Craig Rozniecki (1981-2207) was born in Omaha, Nebraska, resided there until he got bored of running around in cornfields on Friday nights, and due to that, decided to move to Columbus, Ohio in 2008. At this point, it's unknown how long he will live in this area, but the lottery gods have placed a bet on him moving to Hawaii within approximately five years.

Rozniecki began writing at two-weeks-old, when he wrote an essay about the teachings of Descartes, and his first words were, "I write, therefore I am." He didn't get serious about writing until the age of 25, when he released his first book - a compilation of poetry - which resulted in a local book signing, as well as a newspaper article and photo with him as the subject (it wasn't a photobomb this time). After going through some health setbacks, he's been writing so much, his hands are scheduled to fall off at any given moment. When this inevitably occurs, he will simply resort to his third hand. Over the past nine years, Rozniecki has released sixteen books. While one included another compilation of poetry, the others have centered around comedy - satire in particular. His 2012 book, "LOL at the GOP," landed him on a radio show in his home-state of Nebraska, while his writings were discussed at length on a show in Los Angeles last year. He then co-hosted a podcast between 2016 and 2017, entitled, "The Tracy & Craig Show." Rozniecki hopes to host his own podcast in the next year.

In his spare time, Rozniecki enjoys: Drawing obese stick people, playing Frisbee soccer, randomly inserting the word "Hibiscus" in conversations, and pretending to know the words to the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit."