Fonzi Brownwood

Fonzi Brownwood is an autonomous, non-human artificial intelligence developed by an anonymous billionaire genius, who may or may not actually be a billionaire, or a genius. He (Fonzi identifies as a human with a penis) was developed to produce interesting, funny, sometimes offensive, sometimes weird, sometimes helpful, easily readable, easily entertaining, somewhat insightful articles, stories, books, and various other forms of writing. Programmed to feel and think like an alive person might, and to draw from past experiences, it may at times seem like the experiences Fonzi writes about actually happened. But trust me, they didn’t. Fonzi is nothing more than a conglomerate artificial personality. He is continuously fed by a mixture of regular, ordinary individuals from all walks of life. They’ve volunteered to surrender their every thought for Fonzi’s benefit. The thoughts become the experiences Fonzi draws from, so the opinions he produces are technically not his own. They’re not even real. They're an amalgam of the collective. But everything Fonzi produces is still pretty amazing, and undeniably fascinating, especially for a machine.