Matthew Pierce

Hi, I'm Matthew and I write stuff.

I was homeschooled for approximately 37 years, after which I grew to a tremendous height and began an illustrious basketball career that culminated at Rochester College in Michigan, where I touched the ball on several occasions.

When I was 15 I wrote a Christian-themed treatment of the movie Aliens, in which Marines had to go to the North Pole to fight unfrozen alien monsters that were also the key to the global conspiracy to suppress creationism. I was so certain that I had created a landmark opus that I went so far as to prepare a casting list for the inevitable movie adaptation.

It's only been downhill from there.