I have a few biographical blurbs online, and some are so old I can't find where they are originally posted so I can edit or delete them. But suffice to say I'd rather be successful than famous. I want folks to enjoy my books as much as I enjoy being able to make them. (Literacy is power.)
Although finding truth inspires me, I've learned all truth isn't equally inspiring.
I'd also say something about long walks on deserted beaches, but this isn't a dating site.