Alan Bard Newcomer

Alan Bard Newcomer was born in NYC exactly 9 mos after VJ day, making him a first day representative of the post war baby boom.

Before he could enjoy growing up among the many science fiction and folk music people also growing up in postwar NY, he was kidnapped by a clowder of alley cats intent upon training a human to open tuna cans for them. Since catnapping of kids is forbidden by NY law, they embarked on a cross-country journey to Oregon where they feel relatively safe from NY authorities while smugly sensing they have beaten the statue of limitations.

Besides opening tuna cans and dispensing cheese in exchange for the bodies of dead rodents they now compel him to spend time everyday on Facebook posting 3d artwork featuring their rather rosy memories of life in the village.

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Spellsingers was not written by him but edited.