Blythe E. Jewell

Blythe Jewell is a freelance writer and editor who writes brilliant things randomly for no reason at all, but then draws a complete blank when she's supposed to write something like this stupid bio. She lives in Austin, Texas, with her husband, son, pets and imaginary friends -- and despite what the picture to the left might suggest, she does actually have FIVE fingers on each hand.

For more obnoxious humor, read her insanely unpopular blog The Bean at www.themusicalfruit.net. For more about her freelance work, visit her slightly less ridiculous professional site at www.bejewell.me.