Madeleine Somerville

Madeleine is thirty-one years old and often finds herself wondering how in the world that happened, exactly.

She has a degree in Sociology, a concentration in Criminology, Deviance and Social control, and a baby tooth.

She once spent three terrifying minutes with a 200 lb albino python wrapped around her neck, and in 2009 her local paper ran an article shaming her for eating (and thoroughly enjoying) nachos from 7-11.

She has never gone skydiving or bungee jumping and never will.

Madeleine lives in Calgary, Canada, with her daughter.

This is her first book.