Award winning author Kirk St Moritz (Horsell village primary school under 8 division) lives on a small island in the English Channel where he divides his time between writing and working for a top secret department of Her Majesty's government (only one of these facts is true). Born in 1974 in the suburbs of London he has lived in Australia and Norway before settling in Guernsey and writing The Day Jesus Rode Into Croydon and The Impending Sausage Sandwich Of Doom. He is currently working on his third novel but keeps getting interrupted by the various henchmen of dastardly new world orders.