Joe Schwartz

So you're looking at this picture of me and obviously thinking "I know this guy. My child drew a picture of him just a few days ago. Does he live in our neighborhood?" As much as I wish we knew each other, most probably we've never met. I just have one of those faces.

I have a confession to make: capturing my essence in a brief bio, as Amazon has suggested, is not my strong suit. Building marble runs: check. Making wry observations about the human condition: double check. Writing engaging children's books: well, you'll have to be the judge of that.

The original bio I wrote for myself is below. I felt its tone was at odds with my photo so I wrote the introduction you're reading now. I hope you'll consider buying my books despite my failings as an autobiographer. Thanks for reading this far.

Original Bio for Joe Schwartz That's at Odds with Whimsical Author Photo

So you're taking a stroll, lost in thought, and suddenly the building across the street bursts into flames. Amidst the crashing of falling debris and the crackling of fire you hear a baby wailing. Through the smoke and flame you see a mostly clear path to a staircase leading up to where you think the newborn is located. With no one else around and the flames growing taller you mouth a silent prayer and dash into the building in the hopes you can find that child and get out alive before it's too late.

That's kinda (sic) what writing is to me. I wish there were a better way. I'd rather not brave these dangers. But I am compelled and it's the right thing to do.

It occurs to me at this juncture that this analogy might not be the best way to introduce myself to those interested in learning more about the author of the children's books "The 7 Policemen and the Troublesome Time Machine" and "The Hanger Drawer." But I am an intensely private individual who is not predisposed to small talk about family, likes, dislikes, goals, ambitions or even pets (which pretty much brings us back to family). I will, if you are interested, share my thoughts on children's books and their audiences. This is what I believe:

- Children, especially sensitive ones, crave story and narrative. It helps them work out emotions, problems, even sometimes indigestion.

- Children's books can help adults discover their own offspring when they see their children revel in discovery and journey to wondrous places.

- There are few things more helpful to the cognitive development of a child than being read to. Combine that experience with a discussion of thoughts, ideas, and/or emotions and that growth increases exponentially.

So maybe that's why I write too. Thanks for reading this.

Joe Schwartz