Daniel Landes

We'll start with the basics.

I was pushed out of my mother in the days when breast feeding was looked down upon. Bummer. I have learned enough to know that I was a dumbass in my early twenties when I thought I knew something. My kids have inherited my love of hip hop and their mother's snake butt (also her amazing sense of humor). My car is quirky, has no pick up, the seats are slouchy, the mirrors are maladjusted, there is no air flow, and no AC, so driving it is like wearing stiff jeans in the summer with no underwear.

Here's an anecdote I just looked up the definition of anecdote. Here is another, I got my first failing grade in the seventh grade. It was best thing that ever happened to me. I failed a class a semester up until my second year of college. Why? Those who can't fail are failures. Fail hard fail often.