Blaine Parker

Blaine Parker has been making great pizza in home ovens for over 20 years. At Free The Pizza dot com, Blaine helps home cooks make great pizza anytime they want with the oven they already have. He has made pizza in home ovens from Los Angeles to New Hampshire, from Wyoming to Florida. Many of the people involved call it the best pizza they've ever had.

When he's not busy being the founding geek at Free The Pizza, Blaine is co-founder of Slow Burn Marketing LLC with his wife and frequent co-author, Honey Parker. They specialize in Big Ad Agency Thinking for small business marketing. Together, the Parkers have spoken about the power of brand to audiences of small business owners from Boise to Kuala Lumpur.

A national award winning writer and performer, Blaine has generated direct response advertising ROI as high as 2,000%. His wife also claims he has the voice of a much taller man. As a voiceover performer, Blaine can be heard from coast to coast on radio and TV. His clients have included brand powerhouses like State Farm Auto Insurance, Bud Light, Cheez-Its, AAA, NHL, Little Caesar’s, Furniture Row, New York Life, and NBC, as well as many, many potent little companies you’ve never heard of.