Eric Juneau

Eric J. Juneau is one of America's most prominent up-and-coming writers (no, he's not). He was born in Minnesota in 1981 and lived in the metro area until going to college in Eau Claire, WI (ooh, college boy) to learn computer programming (he surfs the web all day). Although he has few writing credits to his name (that's for sure), he has written several novels (I've read them, they suck) and is currently seeking an agent.

He received an honorable mention in the 2010 Writers of the Future contest (just means he was the best of the losers). What are you doing? (who me?) Yes, you. You keep interrupting me. (No, I'm not. That's someone else in the parentheses.) No, it's you, cut it out. How am I ever going to get an agent if you keep badgering me in my own biography? (If you were good enough to get an agent, you wouldn't need to write your own biography.) I swear to God, I'll come in there! (I'd like to see you try!)