Ashley Ann, Author

Ashley Ann has the sexiest brown eyes anyone has ever seen. Although she is quite skilled at literary criticisms, flowing freeverse, and serious rhetorical analyses of the backs of labels on various brands of shampoo, the rest of her time is divided between chastising college freshmen for their errant semicolon usage and pairing imaginary socks in cyberspace. She once was almost beheaded by a tin barn roof whilst attempting to calm a weather-spooked horse.