William R. Dorn

William Dorn was born at the height of the disco era in a Volcano off the coast of the Delaware River in Pennsylvania. He is believed to be the catalyst of global warming. While there is no written record of him living in London in 1888, it has been said by Whitechapel historians that Dorn knows the true identity of, and was an associate of, Jack the Ripper. It is speculated that Dorn turned down his image being used for the first Wheaties box cover in favor of Lou Gehrig because he was not yet to be born for another 4 decades. As the only child of 28 siblings to survive the Bird Flu H5N1 Pandemic of Two-Aught-Ten, his superpowers later came under study by NASA and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The antibodies that were extracted from him were later credited in saving the entire race of African unladen swallows from the Avian Flu. For personal reasons, he still refuses to help the European variety.

Important Notes:

- William told the chicken to cross the road.

- William is the reason Waldo hides.

- He holds the distinction of being the only person to win 'Connect Four' in three turns.

- He is often mistaken for Joe Payne due to the fact that they look and sound nothing alike.

- While consulting in Mexico he drank wine with a carpenter named Jesus.

Quotes:

"Bill It!"

"In soviet Russia, strategic sourcing saves you!"

Irrelevant information:

Dorn started his career as a mechanical engineer and transitioned into manufacturing and process engineering before finding his path in operations management and technology transformation. Dorn was a partner at a boutique consulting firm, Source One Management Services. In 2018, he, his co-author Joe Payne, and the founders of the company sold the company to Corcentric, LLC; a leading AR/AP SaaS solutions company. Dorn now focuses on building leading Source-to-Pay and Order-to-Cash technologies as the Senior Vice President of Product Operations at Corcentric, LLC. He holds an Associates of the Arts in Electronics Engineering, a Bachelor of Science in Business Systems Analysis, and is a certified Six Sigma Blackbelt.