I'm a neurotic, recently radioactive, strange person who spends most of his time being distracted by movies, books, games and teaching English to Japanese people. I'm pretty sure I've found a place in the world, even if it is thousands of miles away from where I was born, amidst a race of people who secretly fear, love and despise me, though that could be just my imagination.
I grew up in England, lived a life full of sighs and then escaped to Japan which is a much more interesting country and actually has jobs. So now I enjoy working with the cutest demographic in the world during the day and writing for the twisted souls at night.
I am possibly cursed. Electronic equipment seems to have half its normal lifespan when in my care and before publishing my first book I was a victim of England's floods of 2007 then I got caught in the great Japanese earthquake of 2011 just before publishing my second book. It could just be my subconscious's attempts to make my life more interesting. I've never been much of a fan of the real world anyway. The world of stories is far more interesting. I love having control of my own world and following amusing and bizarre characters as they make their mark on the realm I have created.
So why not join me? If you visit my website you can try free samples and read my blog that exists purely for me to vent the noxious fumes in my head.