Richard Face

The day Richard Face was born, the skies gleamed with a double rainbow and a new star appeared in the sky. He learned to walk at the ripe age of three weeks, and was speaking fluently by eight weeks.

While attending university as a teenager, Mr. Face wrote over 1,500 books and six full operas, which were hailed as the best ever made. Mr. Face regularly feasts on roast donkey and giant rabbit, but does not defecate.

Mr. Face would now like to extend to you the rare and distinguished honor of an invitation to give him your money in exchange for his seminal literary works.