Tyler Tork

The victim of a dark destiny, I whirl through life with a set of shaky assumptions and a mug of rapidly-cooling java. Bewildered, scattered, querulous, I nonetheless strive to entertain and inform.

Someday, my alien masters will return for me; meanwhile, I polish my irony skills and sustain myself on squirrels, carrots, and coffee.

On my blog, I answer your questions. I don't feel any actual knowledge is necessary for this, so the answers aren't guaranteed to be useful.

A resident of Minneapolis, yet I am hardly frozen.