Dawn Weber

Dawn Weber is the national award-winning humor author of "I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone" and "Black Dog, White Couch and the Rest of My Really Bad Ideas." She's also the illustrator and author of "How to Be a Beach Dog" and "How to Be a House Bunny," for ages 5 to 105. Her "Lighten Up" column was a favorite in the Buckeye Lake Beacon, where she's been called the local love child of Dave Barry and Nora Ephron. Dawn resides in Brownsville, Ohio (motto: Indoor Plumbing Optional) with her husband, kids, and freakishly enthusiastic dog, Suzie the Meth Lab. Her goals include thinner thighs, a nap, maybe a solo trip to Target.