Robert Davidson

I spent my boyhood on various farms on the east coast of Scotland as the son of an itinerant and argumentative labourer who could hold a job no longer than a few months. Intoxicated, one Hogmanay, he was arrested and held overnight in the cells for 'being drunk whilst in charge of a bicycle'. I joined a boxing club to develop a way of avoiding daily beatings. A spin-off benefit of this was winning the Midlands of Scotland Lightweight championship.

I left Caledonia at the age of fifteen narrowly evading Borstal to join the British Army where I spent two and a half years in Boys Service. I was then posted to adult service and put on stand-by for the Suez Emergency. Fortunately, that ended rather ignominiously as everyone knows, and I shipped out to Malaya, at the height of the communist insurgency there.

On the completion of three years, the next port of call was Belgium then the UK, where, after selection and training, I served with the airborne forces. I passed some time in Belfast, Northern Ireland during The Troubles. Eventually I went to Germany, where I narrowly avoided being court-martialled for punching out a fellow warrant officer who had rather over estimated his own physical capabilities. Hong Kong followed the Fatherland, where I moonlighted as an extra and stuntman for Shaw Bros and Golden Harvest Film studios. I appeared albeit briefly, in Bruce Lee and I, episode nine of Hawaii Five O, and a myriad of other features produced purely for consumption by the Chinese cinema goer.

Returning to Europe, I was recruited by a head-hunter on behalf of the U.S. Government and after several courses in CONUS served in most European countries and Israel & Turkey. I managed at this time to obtain two degrees from the University of Maryland's off-campus further education organisation and moonlight as a tour manager for a holiday firm concentrating on American clientele.

With the downsizing of the U.S. presence, in the European theatre, a friend offered me the job of Convoy Manager, ferrying humanitarian aid to the beleaguered cities and towns of Bosnia-Herzegovina, under the auspices of UNHCR, during the conflict in the former Yugoslavia of the early nineties.

I retired to the UK and took up golf, wrote The Tuzla Run and have offered my body, piecemeal, to medical science which is currently in possession of three per cent of it, while I retain the rights to the balance,so far. Since then, life has become so boringly uncomplicated and decidedly humdrum, that I've decided to write a sequel to The Tuzla Run with a working title of The Man from Armagh. Spider and Rath will appear on stage once more but the villain supplanting Colonel Paroski will be Liam McDermot, the older, nastier brother of Calum McDermot, deceased.