Thomas Cater

Tom resides in Hooterville where he shares a two-hole outdoor privy with his wife, Griselda. In between jobs as a clairvoyant, he works as a contract car wash attendant. He received his Masters Degree from John’s Hopscotch University, but traded it for a bag of magic beans. He occasionally guest lectures on String Theory, Interstellar Black Holes, Misinformation and Un-Intelligent Design. He is a self-taught concert pianist, an avid cheese enthusiast, and a practitioner of sky walking, pole sitting and a judge of women’s competitive sumo wrestling. His book: The Halleluiah Chicken! was published post-humorously.