Ray Tempus

Ray Tempus is a former Wall St. Investment Banker who escaped the "rat race" to pursue his Fine Artist passion. Another "rat race". Ray describes the Wall st. years as "when I was a crook", in his second book (Last One Gone Turn the Lights Out). The writing career began when he was inspired to author and illustrate, (A 40 Point Guide to Peeing in New york), after being ticketed for this act of civil disobedience. The book became an instant underground cult classic being declared by one reviewer "The funniest humor book about New York ever". It kicked-off a 20 book series where the unimpressionable Mr. Tempus rants hysterically about every subject under the sun. The book series is called "Letter from your crazy uncle who's kept on the back porch". The remaining books are anchored by the above mentioned (Last One Gone Turn the Lights Out). Other titles currently available are, (Table Manners, or the lack of table manners) and (Weed n' Whiskey. reefer, reefer madness and madcow). Soon to be released titles are, (Glamour Envy) and (Take a Bath, a self help book). The 14 or so remaining titles will be released monthly and in some cases bi-weekly. Wet Kissers & Booty Grabbers, Phoney as a $3 Bill and Where are the Cops are the first titles to be released in 2012. Please sign-up for the Crazy Uncle Book Club as soon as the crazy uncle has a lucid moment so that he can get-it-together. All titles are available as paperback books and as E-books. Laughter is the medicine, let's be well together.