Mia Tanaka

Mia Tanaka is a short, quirky, funny-looking woman who is tolerated by her four wonderful children, her loving soul mate, and her equally short, equally quirky, and funny-looking dog, without any one of whom would lead her to be a miserable, short, quirky, funny-looking woman. Ms. Tanaka is well read (mostly in tabloid magazines and t...rash novels) and well traveled (to the kitchen and back to the desk several times during the “work day”) and is well versed in many languages (but only enough to get take out at various ethnic restaurants in and around Stamford, Connecticut). When she is not toiling away at the computer, trying hard to coherently string together enough words to make complete sentences, Mia can be found slacking off and using her social networking page, blogging about various subjects ranging from politics to navel lint (literally), or playing outside with her children. Mia is finding that writing about herself in the third person for an author biography is very strange, and she has no idea what to write about. Add an anecdote of sorts? Okay, how about this: in her youth, she was once bitten by a frog. Didn’t think that frogs bit, did you? Um . . . well, they do. I was poking a frog in the head with my finger, and it bit me . . . I’m a frog poker . . . I’m a frog poker that got bit by a frog.