Kat Nove

Kat Nove is a native Texan who loathes cowboy boots and would rather insert a colony of fire ants into her ear canal than listen to country western music. Her last wish is to have her ashes placed in the gas tank of her ex-husband's most expensive vehicle.

You can bitch at her on her blog http://babblethenbite.com or email her at katnove@gmail.com