Eric Grzymkowski

Eric Grzymkowski was born in 1984 in Fair Lawn, NJ. He spent his formative years mastering the Nintendo Entertainment System, before discovering the Internet in 1995. Since then, he has devoted most of his free time to expanding his knowledge of all things useless and obscure.

While working at a mall pet store in 2001, he successfully sold a chihuahua to Olympic gold medalist Oksana Baiul. This remains his greatest achievement to date.