Ashley L Goltermann

ASHLEY L GOLTERMANN currently lives in the basement of a snow globe factory on Route 66 according to her CIA file. For work she shaves Alpacas and breakdances. In her spare time she enjoys hunting for Quail with Dick Cheney and nude underwater hang gliding off the coast of Utah. She spends her weekends contemplating new and exciting ways to kill people--the more mess the better. She is currently working on her next book by shaving the words onto her cat.