Phil Torcivia

Torcivia is a single man who transplanted himself from Pennsylvania into the treacherous dating pool in Southern California. His feline companions share his home in San Diego and an occasional dish of leftover tuna. Torcivia loves nothing better than delivering social lubrication (aka bartending) while watching the bizarre mating rituals of the locals, which he translates into humorous essays. He has been single long enough to be involved in a few train wrecks, admitting he's "one relationship disaster away from another cat."