Rick Adams was born completely naked just like everyone else.
He then grew up a bit and after a while realised clothes were a "good idea".
Soon after, hair appeared on his face and he could no longer sing in the school choir. It was this frustration that propelled him into writing, recording and the pursuit of the perfect salad dressing.
He currently lives in California with his imaginary wife and daughter.
(More BIOGRAPHICAL EXCITEMENTS to come SOON!)