Yellowstone Ritter

Yellowstone is a baseball writer who specializes in humor, tales, odd facts

and original content.

His nickname is derived from having spent a large portion of his childhood camping in Yellowstone National Park, often under the stars.

He currently resides in Manhattan but summers in Las Vegas

and winters in Chicago.

He attended college in Yellowstone County at the University of Montana-Billings.

He met his wife, actress Allison Lane, on a cruise ship just off the coast of St. Barth's in the Caribbean. Together, they write and produce the acclaimed

Rated-R comedy web series "Morning Bitch".

Yellowstone's previous residences have included San Francisco, Los Angeles, Reno, Seattle, Stuttgart and Osaka.

Among other things, Yellowstone is a former schoolteacher, bouncer, theme park magician and Las Vegas cabbie.

He was once attacked by a tiger, once spent 13 consecutive months on an Italian cruise ship (working as a magic assistant) and once briefly coached in the Los Alamitos youth baseball program in Los Angeles County.

He visits at least five baseball stadiums per season, is addicted to barbecue and only shaves his beard when the team with the lowest payroll (Florida Marlins) can manage to win five consecutive games.

Yellowstone makes it a point to watch all thirty major league teams with equal measure.

He is also professionally involved with a number of stand-up comedians, magicians and Las Vegas headliners.

His dream day would involve being served barbecued ribs by Salma Hayek at a baseball game that had comedy-magicians perform inbetween innings.