David Dvorkin

Lumberjack, stevedore, merchant seaman, naval officer, spy, cowboy, Texas Ranger, forest ranger, Foreign Legionnaire, premier danseur, mountain guide, prizefighter, parfumier, tightrope walker, astronaut, deep sea diver, sommelier, alligator wrestler... These are just a few of the many jobs David Dvorkin has never had, never will have, and with one exception, never wanted to have.