Evan Keliher

Hi!

I'm 81 years old, a high school dropout turned retired teacher, a Marine veteran of the Korean War, and a happily married man for 59 years (my wife made me put that in).

A glaucoma patient since '62, I've smoked marijuana to save my vision for over 40 years with no ill effects and I know the pot works at least half the time as I can still see out of one eye. In fact, I smoked so much pot to save my sight that I developed X-ray vision and was arrested for seeing thru girls dresses.

I've written stage plays, sitcoms, screenplays, and books and all is humor/comedy/satire. Google Grandpa Ganja for more info; I'm all over the 'Net. Or check my website at grandpaspotbook.com.

See columns at spoof.com and e-mail me at evank@san.rr.com.