nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - New to computers Know someone who thinks they're alien machines Then you've found the perfect book. What does it include, you ask � Very high-level / comedic instructions on how to use a computer � Basic unofficial descriptions (desktop, laptop, monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc.) � Area to store favorite websites � Doubles as an alphabetized password notebook A few extracts from the book: � If the computer belongs to someone else and you're being asked for a password/pin to log in, set up a camera in their office to figure out their password ask them for the login information. � If you gave it the right information, it will work. If it can't connect, try putting on reading glasses and try the password again. � You can pretty much look anything up on Google: � How to bleach toe hairs � How to build a fort � Where to find flying squirrels � Why is my urine so dark � Are Ghostbusters real Note: if you're serious about learning how to use a computer, this is not the book for you. The purpose of this book is to get some good laughs out of grandma, grandpa, or whoever you know that is totally computer illiterate. For the non-PG version of this book (How To Use a Why the F\*ck Isn't This Stupid Thing Working Computer), look up our other journals (by Funky Monkey Press).

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Title: How to Use a (Super Advanced Science Gadget Thingy) Computer : A Funny Step-by-Step Guide for Computer Illiteracy + Password Log Book (Alphabetized)
Publisher: Funky Monkey Press
Publication Date: 2020
Language: English
ISBN 10: 0981353053
ISBN 13: 9780981353050
Binding: Taschenbuch
Condition: Neu
Dimensions: 229 millimeters width by 152 millimeters height by 6 millimeters depth
Weight: 161 grams

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New to computers? Know someone who thinks they're alien machines?

Then you've found the perfect book. What does it include, you ask?

• Very high-level / comedic instructions on how to use a computer

• Basic unofficial descriptions (desktop, laptop, monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc.)

• Area to store favorite websites

• Doubles as an alphabetized password notebook

A few extracts from the book:

• If the computer belongs to someone else and you're being asked for a password/pin to log in, set up a camera in their office to figure out their password ask them for the login information.

• If you gave it the right information, it will work. If it can't connect, try putting on reading glasses and try the password again.

• You can pretty much look anything up on Google:

✓ How to bleach toe hairs

✓ How to build a fort

✓ Where to find flying squirrels

✓ Why is my urine so dark?

✓ Are Ghostbusters real?

Note: if you're serious about learning how to use a computer, this is not the book for you. The purpose of this book is to get some good laughs out of grandma, grandpa, or whoever you know that is totally computer illiterate.

For the non-PG version of this book (How To Use a Why the F*ck Isn't This Stupid Thing Working Computer), look up our other journals (by Funky Monkey Press)

"About this title" may belong to another edition of this title.

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