How to Train Your Hooman: a field guide
Romack, Gwen
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Add to basketSold by ThriftBooks-Dallas, Dallas, TX, U.S.A.
AbeBooks Seller since 2 July 2009
Condition: Used - As new
Quantity: 1 available
Add to basketPages are clean and are not marred by notes or folds of any kind. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less.
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Doggos: do you feel like your hoomans aren't giving you the five-star service you deserve? This guide is for all the dogs out there wishing your hoomans would serve you better. Improve your standard of living today!
Pawket sized for doggos on the go and in the field. Chock-full of practical tips and proven strategies for getting your hooman to do what you want when you want it! This handy guide covers things like getting off on the right paw with your new hooman, a hooman user's guide, appropriate training strategies, retaliation techniques, and more! You deserve only the best. So, make it happen today! Woof.
1st Place Winner of the 2022 Delaware Press Association Contest!
★★★★★
From the author of the beloved series, The Finn Chronicles comes a new book... just for the dogs! Finn shares all he's learned from training his difficult but loveable rescue hoomans in this hard-hitting and hilarious training guide. If you've ever been owned by a dog, you'll relate to this book, laugh like crazy and be captivated by its charms.
"The book is full of laugh out loud instructions for dogs. Finn uses his popular hashtags to make things even funnier. #WhosTheAlpha #You’reTheAlpha #SayItWithMe. The illustrations and graphics will bring a smile to your face as Finn encourages other dogs to become their best selves. With the way our world has been lately, we can all use a good chuckle! How To Train Your Hooman: A Field Guide is a great gift for any dog lover." - Kerrin Parris
My Schnauzer Windsor loaned me the new book How to Train Your Hooman, A Field Guide, opened to the page about keeping hoomans from running amok. Should I be insulted? Also, is it a typo where the author calls simple cuddling on laps a strategic form of dominance? Asking for a friend." – Fay Jacobs, Award Winning Author and Humorist
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