Title: Don't Touch the Blue Stuff! (Where the Hell is Tesla? Book 2) (Paperback or Softback)
Publisher: Goldfinch Publishing 8/1/2017
Publication Date: 2017
Language: English
ISBN 10: 1732610711
ISBN 13: 9781732610712
Binding: Paperback or Softback
Condition: New
Weight: 0.92 pounds
Book Type: Book

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Synopsis

The sequel to Where the Hell is Tesla? is HERE!

SOMETHING CALLED THE “BLUE JUICE” IS COMING. FOR ALL OF US.

Luckily, me (Chip Collins), Pete, Nikola Tesla, Bobo, and FBI Agent Gina Phillips are here to kick its ass, and send it back to last Tuesday. Maybe. Or maybe we’ll fail, and everyone in the multiverse is doomed. (Seriously, you might want to get that underground bunker ready.) Either way, I’ve got to get home to Julie and find out… woah, I’m not about to tell you that right here in the book description! TMI.

WARNING: If you haven’t read Where the Hell is Tesla?, I apologize in advance, as you might get completely freaking lost. If you do, just call my apartment, I’m usually around, and I’ll fill you in.
(If I’m not stuck in the ITA.) – Chip

Review

"★★★★★ An amusing and unexpectedly crazy ride - a perfect and hilarious follow-up to Where the Hell is Tesla?" - AudiobookReviewer.com

Amazon Reader Reviews:

"★★★★★ An incredible, madcap adventure that only Dircks could deliver. The "Tesla" books are living proof that original stories are still out there waiting to be discovered."

"★★★★★ I love this series! It gets better and better. Love wins! If you haven't read Where the Hell is a Tesla?, you must. You'll love both. I promise. Thank you Mr. Dircks!"

"★★★★★ So damn funny and insanely entertaining! Loved the first one and this was just as fun."

"★★★★★ You never know with sequels... Fortunately, you don't have to worry about this one. Dircks' second in the Tesla series delivers every bit as well as the first - in the same balls-to-the-wall writing style that made the first book so entertaining."

"★★★★★ There isn't another writer like Rob Dircks in the entire multiverse."

"★★★★★ The CHIP MASTER IS BACK. My second favorite of all audiobooks I've ever listened to... only because Where the Hell is Tesla? is number one."

"★★★★★ SHEER EXUBERANCE - The sheer exuberance displayed by Chip, his damn-the-torpedoes-full-speed-ahead approach to plot twists (plus the crying, cussing, vomiting that accompany it), carry me along like a tidal wave. I never tire of Pete, Tesla, Gina, Bobo, and other fellow travelers as they courageously forge ahead (or bumble ahead) of troubles and catastrophes."

"★★★★ More fun than the original! - There are a fair number of scifi based humorous buddy adventures out there, and lots of them are entertaining enough. But, this book, (and the series), strikes me as just right. The energy, cheerfulness, and clever humor was as fresh and engaging as before."

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