Tommy Cooper's Secret Joke Files
Language: English
Published by Cornerstone, United Kingdom, London, 2011
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For the first time the secret joke archives of the legendary comedian are opened up for all to enjoy. Relive the laughter with jokes on every subject from 'A for Absent-minded' to 'Z for Zoo'. Part of an ongoing series of books celebrating the Cooper legacy, Tommy Cooper's Secret Joke Files follows hot on the heels of John Fisher's bestselling The Tommy Cooper Joke Book and Tommy Cooper's Mirth, Magic and Mischief. It promises to be the funniest yet. Alphabet My little boy learnt the alphabet. I said, 'What comes after A?' He said, 'All the rest of them!' Doctors I said, 'Doctor, I keep getting these dizzy spells.' He said, 'Vertigo?' I said, 'No, I only live up the road!' Facts of Life When my wife was pregnant we went to see a baby doctor, but he didn't know anything. He was only eight months old! Horses I used to have a riding school, but business kept falling off! Waiters I said to the waiter, 'There's no chicken in this chicken soup.' He said, 'And there's no horse in the horseradish either!' Wives The other night I had an argument with my wife in the launderette . but we went home and ironed things out! The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.…
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- Title
- Tommy Cooper's Secret Joke Files
- Author
- John Fisher
- Publisher
- Cornerstone, United Kingdom, London
- Publication year
- 2011
- Condition
- Very Good
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1848093101
- ISBN 13
- 9781848093102
- Item weight
- 522 grams
- Dimensions
- 162 x 223
For the first time the secret joke archives of the legendary comedian are opened up for all to enjoy. Relive the laughter with jokes on every subject from 'A for Absent-minded' to 'Z for Zoo'. Part of an ongoing series of books celebrating the Cooper legacy, Tommy Cooper's Secret Joke Files follows hot on the heels of John Fisher's bestselling The Tommy Cooper Joke Book and Tommy Cooper's Mirth, Magic and Mischief. It promises to be the funniest yet.
Alphabet
My little boy learnt the alphabet. I said, 'What comes after A?' He said,
'All the rest of them!'
Doctors
I said, 'Doctor, I keep getting these dizzy spells.' He said, 'Vertigo?' I said,
'No, I only live up the road!'
Facts of Life
When my wife was pregnant we went to see a baby doctor, but he didn't
know anything. He was only eight months old!
Horses
I used to have a riding school, but business kept falling off!
Waiters
I said to the waiter, 'There's no chicken in this chicken soup.' He said,
'And there's no horse in the horseradish either!'
Wives
The other night I had an argument with my wife in the launderette ...
but we went home and ironed things out!
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About the Author
John Fisher has enjoyed a long and distinguished career as a television producer and executive working for both the BBC and Thames Television with responsibility for shows as diverse as Parkinson, Wogan, The Bob Monkhouse Show, The Ken Dodd Show, Des O’Connor Tonight, The Best of Magic, This Is Your Life and the definitive documentary series on British comedians, Heroes of Comedy, which he wrote and produced for Channel Four.
A recognised authority on the history of popular entertainment, he includes amongst his other published works Call Them Irreplaceable, an analysis of star quality as seen through the performances of the great entertainers of the twentieth century, and acclaimed biographies of three of his all-time comic heroes: George Formby: The Ukulele Man; Tony Hancock: The Definitive Biography and Tommy Cooper: Always Leave Them Laughing. The latter is currently being adapted as a film by Left Bank Pictures.
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