The Threenager Standoff (Paperback)
Language: English
Published by Independently Published, 2025
- Softcover
- New
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Paperback. Is your child refusing to wear pants again? Have you lost a full hour negotiating with a preschooler about toast? Do you wake up every day in fear of the "wrong color cup" meltdown? You're not alone-and you're not losing your mind (well, not entirely). Welcome to the Thunderdome: Toddler Edition-where logic goes to die, and tiny dictators rule with sticky hands and iron wills. If you're raising a fiercely independent Threenager or a logic-wielding Fournado, this book is your battle-tested survival guide. This isn't your typical parenting manual. It's a laugh-out-loud, deeply empathetic, no-holds-barred field guide for parents who love their kids fiercely but also fantasize about solo vacations in Fiji. Written with wit, warmth, and zero judgment, The Threenager Standoff will help you: Understand the real (and surprisingly normal) reasons behind defiance, meltdowns, and sock-based standoffs Set boundaries without turning every moment into World War III Decode the toddler dialect of "NO!", random sobbing, and the mystical logic of toe hats Learn the Jedi mind tricks of limited choices, humor-as-de-escalation, and when to wave the white flag strategically Preserve your sanity while guiding your tiny human toward becoming a capable, emotionally regulated person Inside you'll find relatable anecdotes, practical strategies you can use before your coffee even kicks in, and a 21-day survival plan that balances proactive parenting with real-world flexibility. Perfect for tired, overwhelmed, and snack-negotiating parents, this book offers: This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…
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- Title
- The Threenager Standoff (Paperback)
- Author
- Thomas Goodwin
- Publisher
- Independently Published
- Publication year
- 2025
- Condition
- new
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 13
- 9798292799535
- Series
- Book 5 of 7: Parenting Without A Panic Button
Welcome to the Thunderdome: Toddler Edition—where logic goes to die, and tiny dictators rule with sticky hands and iron wills. If you're raising a fiercely independent Threenager or a logic-wielding Fournado, this book is your battle-tested survival guide.
This isn’t your typical parenting manual. It’s a laugh-out-loud, deeply empathetic, no-holds-barred field guide for parents who love their kids fiercely but also fantasize about solo vacations in Fiji. Written with wit, warmth, and zero judgment, The Threenager Standoff will help you:
✅ Understand the real (and surprisingly normal) reasons behind defiance, meltdowns, and sock-based standoffs
✅ Set boundaries without turning every moment into World War III
✅ Decode the toddler dialect of “NO!”, random sobbing, and the mystical logic of toe hats
✅ Learn the Jedi mind tricks of limited choices, humor-as-de-escalation, and when to wave the white flag strategically
✅ Preserve your sanity while guiding your tiny human toward becoming a capable, emotionally regulated person
Inside you’ll find relatable anecdotes, practical strategies you can use before your coffee even kicks in, and a 21-day survival plan that balances proactive parenting with real-world flexibility.
Perfect for tired, overwhelmed, and snack-negotiating parents, this book offers:
💡 Science-backed insights disguised as hilarious stories
🧰 Easy-to-use tools for navigating tantrums, transitions, and tiny tyrants
💬 Real talk that makes you feel seen, not judged
😂 Gallows humor for the moments when all you can do is laugh… or cry. Or both.
Whether you're deep in the cereal aisle negotiations or locking yourself in the bathroom just to breathe, The Threenager Standoff is here to remind you: It’s not personal—it’s developmental. And you're doing better than you think.
🛒 Scroll up and grab your copy now. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, and most importantly—you’ll survive. Probably.
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