Stock Image

We Thought You Would Be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive

Laurie Notaro

10,147 ratings by Goodreads
ISBN 10: 0812969014 / ISBN 13: 9780812969016
Published by Villard, 2005
New Condition: New Soft cover
From Books Express (Portsmouth, NH, U.S.A.)

AbeBooks Seller Since 14 August 2015 Seller Rating 4-star rating

Quantity Available: 1

Buy New
Price: 72.04 Convert Currency
Shipping: Free Within U.S.A. Destination, rates & speeds
Add to basket

About this Item

Ships with Tracking Number! INTERNATIONAL WORLDWIDE Shipping available. Buy with confidence, excellent customer service!. Bookseller Inventory # 0812969014n

Ask Seller a Question

Bibliographic Details

Title: We Thought You Would Be Prettier: True Tales...

Publisher: Villard

Publication Date: 2005

Binding: Paperback

Book Condition: New

About this title


She thought she'd have more time. Laurie Notaro figured she had at least a few good years left. But no-it's happened. She has officially lost her marbles. From the kid at the pet-food store checkout line whose coif is so bizarre it makes her seethe &quot;I'm going to kick his hair's ass!&quot; to the hapless Sears customer-service rep on the receiving end of her Campaign of Terror, no one is safe from Laurie's wrath. Her cranky side seems to have eaten the rest of her-inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the results are breathtaking. <p></p>Her riffs on e-mail spam (&quot;With all of these irresistible offers served up to me on a plate, I WANT A PENIS NOW!!&quot;), eBay (&quot;There should be an eBay wading pool, where you can only bid on Precious Moments figurines and Avon products, that you have to make it through before jumping into the deep end&quot;), and the perils of St. Patrick's Day (&quot;When I'm driving, the last thing I need is a herd of inebriates darting in and out of traffic like loaded chickens&quot;) are the stuff of legend. And for Laurie, it's all true.

Product Description:

We Thought You Would Be Prettier Notaro presents more of her true-to-the-bone stories in the way that only a girl who used up all of her patience in the first week of her life could. An everywoman with a twist of dork, she proves that being a girl who isn't as pretty as strangers hoped can be an exercise in laughter. Full description

"About this title" may belong to another edition of this title.

Store Description

Visit Seller's Storefront

Terms of Sale:

Buy with confidence. Excellent customer service. 30 day return policy.

Books Express LLC
1465 Woodbury Ave
Portsmouth NH 03801

Shipping Terms:

Default shipping is by USPS Media Mail and frequently USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground is used. Books should arrive within 5-45 business days for expedited shipping, and 7-60 business days for standard shipping. Standard shipping can on occasion take up to 60 days for delivery.

List this Seller's Books

Payment Methods
accepted by seller

Visa Mastercard American Express

Check Money Order PayPal Invoice Bank Draft Bank/Wire Transfer Direct Debit (Personally Authorized Payment)