The Supervillain Handbook: The Ultimate How-to Guide to Destruction and Mayhem. This item is unavailable.The Supervillain Handbook: The Ultimate How-to Guide to Destruction and Mayhem

“Without great supervillains, superheroes would have no one to fight but with each other. King Oblivia, Ph.D, has performed a noble public service with The Super Villain Handbook, and deserves the unbounded gratitude of every thinking comic book fan. Excelsior.”—Stan Lee

Looking for a way out of the rat race? Tired of your ho-hum, workaday life? Have an inexplicable love of turning human beings into inanimate objects? Then professional supervillainy might just be for you!

With tips from the renowned founder and overlord of the International Society of Supervillains, The Supervillain Handbook is your one-stop-shop for everything evil. Gain invaluable insight on the art of revenge, choosing your evil name, where to find the perfect lair, and much more! The table of contents includes:

• Motivation
• Qualifications
• Goal
• Rhetoric
• Staffing
• Facilities
• Planning
• And more!

“It isn’t all just fun and torture. There’s a lot of preparation involved, and creating mass hysteria and fear for a living isn’t for everyone. Still, being a career scoundrel can be the most satisfying work in the world, if you’re up to it. If this sounds like what you’re looking for in a career, then read on recruit, and be prepared to enter the world of wrong, wrathful wickedness!”

King Oblivion PhD has a doctorate in the Nefarious Sciences from Ocean Trench Fortress University. He is also monarch of the tiny Eastern European nation of Explosia, a title he won in a month-long Rochambeau tournament nearly half a century ago. In his spare time, he enjoys macrame and telling his various minions to avoid referring to him as "Dr. King." When he isn't running things at the ISS's giant lair in the Earth's mantle, he likes to spend his time in Sarasota, Florida. Matt D. Wilson has written humor for websites including McSweeneys.net, Cracked.com, NationalLampoon.com and ToplessRobot.com. He runs the International Society of Supervillains website at the-iss.com. He's also one of the Bureau Chiefs that run the FakeAPStylebook Twitter account and co-wrote the accompanying book, Write More Good. When he's not thinking about villainy, he spends him time as a reporter in Chicago, Illinois.