nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - You Suck is a humorous coming-of-age novella about family, grief, love, and the strange wisdom we find in the unlikeliest places.Tito Schultz is just trying to survive young adulthood, family expectations, and the chaos of his own overthinking mind when an impossible friendship changes everything: a pigeon named Bob starts talking to him.What begins as absurd comedy quickly becomes something deeper. Through a series of misadventures involving zoo animals, road trips, border crossings, awkward romance, family secrets, and one very opinionated 140-year-old tortoise, Tito is forced to confront the lessons he keeps missing about love, communication, ego, and what it really means to grow up.At its heart, You Suck is a story about emotional blind spots, the things parents never quite explain, and the painful, hilarious process of learning that being 'right' is not the same thing as understanding. With sharp wit, heart, and a cast of unforgettable animal characters who often seem wiser than the humans around them, the novel blends satire, warmth, and absurdist humor into a story that is both laugh-out-loud funny and unexpectedly sincere.Perfect for readers who enjoy character-driven humor, quirky literary comedy, and stories that balance ridiculous premises with genuine emotional truth, You Suck asks a deceptively simple question: what if the animals around us understood us better than we understand ourselves.

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Title: You Suck
Publisher: Ritzenthaler Publishing
Publication Date: 2026
Language: English
ISBN 10: 0991485467
ISBN 13: 9780991485468
Binding: Taschenbuch
Condition: Neu
Dimensions: 229 millimeters width by 152 millimeters height by 10 millimeters depth
Weight: 279 grams

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Tito Schultz followed his dad into the Navy, but had no idea what what he was doing.

Then a pigeon started talking to him.

Not just any pigeon—Bob, a sharp-eyed, streetwise philosopher with the patience of a saint and the delivery of a stand-up comic. What begins as one bizarre conversation spirals into a life-changing education delivered by pigeons, hippos, elephants, whales, burros, zoo volunteers, parents, and one relationship that might be more serious than Tito is ready to admit.

As Tito stumbles through family secrets, awkward lessons in love, cross-border adventures, and the emotional blind spots of being a well-meaning human male, Bob keeps showing up with brutal honesty, inconvenient wisdom, and exactly the kind of guidance Tito never asked for.

Set between San Diego, the zoo, the sea, and the beautiful chaos of everyday life, You Suck is a warm, hilarious, and unexpectedly heartfelt novel about learning when to listen, when to let go, and when the universe sends wisdom in feathers.

Perfect for readers who love quirky humor, talking animals, magical realism, romantic comedy, and stories that somehow make you laugh and hit you in the feelings on the same page.

Sometimes the worst thing anyone can tell you is “you suck.”

Sometimes it’s exactly what you need to hear.

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