Splinter Salem Part One
Book 1 of 3: Splinter SalemHill, Wayne
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Add to basketSold by GreatBookPrices, Columbia, MD, U.S.A.
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Add to basketSPLINTER SALEM
Part One
What if the worst version of you is exactly what the world needs?
The epic Space Fable Splinter Salem is a story of love and loss, life and death, of redemption and copious amounts of space grog.
With inspiration from Douglas Adams, Hunter.S.Thompson, Terry Pratchett, Clive Barker and Stephen King. Splinter Salem is currently a three part series, with much more planned for the future.
Think Starship Troopers meets Alice in Wonderland.
Each novella- sized part consists of 11 stunning artworks. Just under 200 pages in part one.
Why not raise a Bucky beer and join the Space Fable revolution?
This first instalment of unreal adventure has just washed ashore. Why not uncork and take a glug - with your eyes- it'll probably be better than the last few books you have flicked through mournfully whilst pondering the futility of life. Splinter Salem is the vodka enema Science Fiction never asked for, but desperately wanted, and paid for. So prepair a few crates, find a spittoon. If you can't find a spitoonjust use some old vase you dislike- I doubt anyone will mind if they don't know- and dive into an adventure like no other.
SPLINTER SALEM IS A HILL BROTHERS PRODUCTION.
Welcome to the Space Fable revolution!
Wayne Hill is an enigma, little is known of this unreal wizard of words. Some say his powers come from an alien squid he carries in a backpack- it frequently swears at him, putting him down at any given opportunity. Others believe him to be completely insane and would do anything to stop him from mingling with normal people, or mildly nerdy people, or even the dregs of humanity, just about anyone really. Whatever the case may be, his status as genius has now been secured with this unbelievable literary accomplishment. He's turned down all the awards for this book because it's too good for awards. Awards don't even do his work justice. Justice doesn't do his work justice. His book now exists as a lawless cowboy shooting anyone down who staggers into his saloon of literary accomplishment.....Wayne Hill definitely didn't write this too...... no way.
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