Smorgasboard
Language: English
Published by Ruddocks Publishing Ltd, 2022
- Softcover
- Used

Seller: Country House Library, Corby, United KingdomCountry House Library
AbeBooks seller since October 24, 2025
Condition: Used - Good
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- Title
- Smorgasboard
- Author
- Green, Barry
- Publisher
- Ruddocks Publishing Ltd
- Publication year
- 2022
- Condition
- Used; Good
- Binding
- paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 0904327353
- ISBN 13
- 9780904327359
- Item weight
- 505 grams
Smorgasboard is an unusual, semi-graphic novella in which YOU, the reader, attempt to navigate your way through to its conclusion at Castle Smorg. Can you traverse the pages without coming to an untimely demise? Collect items on your journey, adding them to your inventory on the cut-out bookmark.
Not all is as it seems, with a dangerous enemy plotting against you, native insurgents, and an array of cryptic hints hidden amongst humour. Decipher the clues to escape, or be subsumed into the narrative forever...
"Bing bong! Welcome to the blurb!
If you're looking for a synopsis, you've come to the right place. My name is Bongo, and I'm the official bard of Smorgasboard. That is, the black-and-white, interactive comedy contained within this text. It's my job to keep you entertained as you choose your route through the maze of this dark, alternate reality.
Don't just browse the cover, see you on the inside!
Yours, Bongo"
Probably the strangest book you'll ever read!
Review by Adam Mitchell - Gamebook and RPG reviews:
"This book reads like something you'd see on stage at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival…
"Green's book takes a unique approach to the 'traditional' concept of a gamebook and throws the rule book out of the window."
Review by James Spearing - My Gamebook Adventures:
“Without giving too much away, you become absorbed into the book itself, and need to work with the narrator to follow the clues left by the jester Bongo. There are many wonderfully surreal moments, including a hilarious dissection of the absurdity of vending machines, and lots of encounters with eccentric characters that may try to help, if you can read between the lines. Sometimes literally."
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Country House Library
Corby, United Kingdom
AbeBooks seller since October 24, 2025
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